Swept up in Olympic Fever, I here offer what the Olympics might be like if fantasy creatures were real.
Marksmanship would have two categories. Dragons and other fire-breathers would compete in the Heavy Weapons category, while magi with magic wands would make up the Light Weapons category.
Wizards and witches also would compete in transforming objects or themselves. Transforming other beings is not allowed.
Aerobatic events would include precision flying by dragon formations. Giant eagles would dominate aerial speed racing. Magic carpets and flying brooms would have their own category.
Gymnastics: Gnomes and fairies are heavy favorites, although flyers must somehow contain their wings to avoid having an unfair advantage.
Aquatics: Sea serpents would compete in swimming races and also have their own water polo team. Naiads and water hags would be heavily favored in swimming and diving events.
Equestrian events would be dominated by centaurs and would include physical combat.
Archery: Although humans try hard, elves own the field. It’s only a question whether dark, light or woodland elves take the medals.
Weight lifting is the pride of dwarves. However, they refuse to take part in boxing because nobody bleeds.
So tell me, friends, what fantasy Olympic events would you like to see?