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“Dragon” radishes. Photo by Deby Fredericks, 2018.

Last time I shared a photo of a dragonfly from my garden. This time I have a more delicious dragon to share.

These are “Dragon” radishes, a favorite variety of mine. They grow fast, like all radishes, with that nice peppery burn.

My previous plantings didn’t do well. Either maggots infested them or the neighborhood cats dug up the soil before they sprouted. This year was the charm. They are great in salads. Definitely worth the wait!


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Remains of a Blue Eyed Darner dragonfly. Photo by Deby Fredericks, June 12, 2018.

I am both happy and sad to share today’s discovery with you. What is it? The remains of a dragonfly, found in my back yard.

The reason I’m happy is that I had at least one dragonfly in my garden. I garden as close to chemical-free as possible, which means there is always the possibility of an insect attack. Finding a predator bug is always good news.

If I’m right, this was a Blue-Eyed Darner, Rhionaeschna multicolor. It’s one of the more common dragonflies in the western U. S. and usually the first species to appear in spring. From the vivid coloration, it was a male. Females have a more drab appearance.

I’m sad that it’s dead, because dragonflies are simply amazing. It saddens me to pick up the frail shell of what should be a lively, fierce flyer. We have had chilly temperatures overnight for the past few days. I suspect this is what brought him down.

Still, I’m glad to know my garden was home to a ferocious dragon — at least for a little while.


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With a name as evocative as “Dragon’s Breath,” perhaps it shouldn’t be surprising that people have applied it to a variety of products. Not only does Dragon’s Breath ammunition turn your shotgun into a flame thrower. Not only does Dragon’s Breath dessert make you breathe steam like the proverbial dragon.

You can also drink Dragon’s Breath beer. You can take a street drug called Dragon’s Breath or Devil’s Breath that allegedly makes you act like a zombie. (Why would you want to do that? Maybe it’s better not to know.)

In a more peaceful vein, you can plant Dragon’s Breath peppers. I’ll bet they’re spicy-hot! Or there’s Dragon’s Breath celosia, with a plume-like flower in shades of red, pink and orange. I wouldn’t mind that one.

Then again, there’s also a gemstone called Dragon’s breath. It’s a type of fire opal mined only in Mexico.

Yeah, sign me up for that last one!


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Earlier this year, I posted on a specialty dessert called Dragon’s Breath. Now I find the name is shared with a type of ammunition. These are 12-gauge shotgun shells loaded with magnesium pellets rather than the standard lead or other metal. When fired, these shells cause a remarkable, though short-lived, blast of flame!

Advertisements claim that the flame is at least 100 feet/30 meters and possibly up to 3 times that length. (This is an advertisement, bear in mind, not a scientifically documented study.) They say it can substitute for a road flare or even a flame thrower (!) should you ever have need of one. Ads also suggest that Dragon’s Breath shells would be perfect for home defense. Very intimidating, you see.

Well, I’m sure it would be… However, since magnesium flame can burn at over 3,000 degrees Fahrenheit, there would be a great risk of destroying the home you were trying to save. Not to mention the chance of gruesome injuries to anyone in the flame’s path, whether or not they were invading the home.

Am I the only one who thinks this would be insanely dangerous?

Apparently not. These shells are illegal in three U. S. states (Illinois, Florida and California) and have to be treated as a hazardous material where they are legal. There is also some debate whether these shells should be regulated under the United Nations Convention on Certain Conventional Weapons. My guess is that Dragon’s Breath is useful chiefly for the entertainment value of the spectacular flame.


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…How Would They Breathe Fire? That’s the heading of this article from Howstuffworks.com. The author, Laurie L. Dove, offers a fun and fascinating look at the tools available in nature for any creature to have fire breath. I won’t steal her thunder by recapping here. Just read and enjoy her article.


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One of the hot food fads in 2017 was actually extremely cold. “Dragon’s Breath” is a dessert created by dipping cereal balls in liquid nitrogen. Yes, you heard that right.

The cereal balls are served in a cup. You pick them up with skewers, so you don’t get freezer-burn on your fingertips. Once the frozen treat encounters your warm mouth, it produces billowing vapors that are said to look like a dragon’s breath. I’m picturing something like dry ice in a punch bowl.

This specialty dessert was first created in South Korea and the Philippines during 2015. It  now appears in restaurants and at county fairs all the over the world. Shared videos of the spectacular “dragon’s breath” have no doubt contributed to its popularity.

Naturally, there are some safety concerns. Liquid nitrogen is a hazardous material and has to be handled carefully. There have been scattered reports of burns in the mouth or on the hands while eating dragon’s breath. In addition, having too much nitrogen introduced to a closed area could theoretically create a danger of asphyxiation.

It does sound… well, cool (ha ha)! But I’m not sure I’d be willing to try it.


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My husband stumbled across a documentary on Netflix a few weeks ago. The Wreck of the Unbelievable detailed the discovery of an ancient shipwreck off the coast of East Africa. Among the items recovered were several statues encrusted with barnacles, coral, and other sea life. The one that caught my attention was a monumental six-headed dragon squaring off to battle an equally large warrior.

I love ruins and relics, so this drew me right in. The film went on to detail conflicts among the crew, the danger of storms at sea, and even African villagers saying how curious they were about what those foreigners were doing out there on their ship.

However, a part of my brain was whispering doubts. Items under water since the 1st Century shouldn’t be so clean. And didn’t that one look sort of like Mickey Mouse? So I went to do a little research. I found out my eyes were wrong while my brain got it right.

The Wreck of the Unbelievable was actually a mockumentary created to build excitement around an exhibition by the British artist Damien Hirst. The “treasures” recovered from the “wreck” were contemporary art, sea life and all. That includes the six-headed dragon and warrior sculptures. It all appeared in a Venetian museum in 2017. You can read arts coverage here.

Now, I have no special grudge against Hirst for creating a mockumentary. As a writer, I spend a certain amount of time trying to build excitement around my own books. Still, this is something of a cautionary tale. I’m glad I did that follow-up on the film I saw. Otherwise, I could have passed off fiction as fact just like any rube who saw a side show at the circus.


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